maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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