In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
