I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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