she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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i came on her dog
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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