That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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