Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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