I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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