Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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