summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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