you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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