so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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