Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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