Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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