It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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