I just saw a hot homeless man
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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