the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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