Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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