Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
We need to rekindle our bromance
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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