Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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