what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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