is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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