I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
my shit smells like andre
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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