dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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