how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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