STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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