you win again, gameday.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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