he told me I talked like a deaf person
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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