don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I fill condoms, not promises.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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