it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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