STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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