Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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