im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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