Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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