So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I love you. Go after that dick
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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