WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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