he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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