nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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