It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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