Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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