Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm sobbing to NWA
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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