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• (720): View more from Colorado

  i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met

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  thanks it was an honor just to be nominated

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  you said candy land and then passed out.

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  ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.

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  She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.

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