you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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