How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Found the puke drawer
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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