some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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