I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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