Can Purell be used as lube?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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