Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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