Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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