I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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