so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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