i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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