it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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