We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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