How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"