i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption