Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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