We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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