she was so not down for the gang bang
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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