Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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