Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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