Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.